Tyler Ingram just posted this great joke called “Magic Beer” on his website! It reminded me of an old joke that I had heard before. I always loved this joke so I figured I would share it with all of you.

Superman is flying over Metropolis keeping his eyes vigilant for anything that he may be of need. Suddenly, a naked figure laying on top of a roof in a complete spread eagle position catches his eye. He has super vision after all. Then he realized that it is his girlfriend Lois Lane! He pondered this for a short minute and decided he may swoop down there, do some super fast and fun “super-action” and swoop out. He is faster than a bullet so of course Lois wouldn’t even know he was ever there.

Suddenly - a very fast wind and loud swoosh noise catches Lois’s attention and she says “What on Earth was that?”. The Invisible Man says “I have no idea but my @$$ is killing me”.

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Saman tagged me from his Obsessive Thoughts post. I kind of like these posts that spread from blog to blog, but I have to admit, figuring out 5 people to tag that have not already been tagged is going to be quite hard. Also changing mine from Saman’s is kind of hard, we have a lot in common.

1. My Family - E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G to me! I wouldn’t be the man I am today without them. I work harder and longer everyday to make a better life for my family. So you could say I obsess over everything for this biggest obssession.
2. Trying To Be Funny; Even Though I’m Not - The personality I have just tries to find humor or the light side of any given situation. I usually come up with these awful jokes that take 5 seconds to tell and 10 minutes to explain why it was funny. All good moods start with a laugh.
3. PHP - Its nice when you come by something that you understand. I have been programming PHP code for many years. I enjoy being part of the Documentation team and helping out anywhere I can to push forward the PHP movement.
4. Food; Especially Mexican Food - If it was an option, I could rotate a diet of Taco Bell and Chipotle everyday. But for health reasons and to keep the weight off, I’m usually very good about only eating at 1 of these once a month. Its always very hard to decide which one out of the two. My wife hates Mexican food so I don’t get to eat it as much as I would like (you know, 8 days a week!)
5. Blogging and Participating - This is a newer one of course, but it definitely qualifies! I love participating in all the blogging communities and doing all I can to get the community booming here. It really has become an obsession and a happy one.

Okay, choosing who to tag is kind of hard, because I know most people I participate with in the community have already been tagged and/or posted theirs.

So here is my tagging list:

• Samanathon.com’s Angry Networker - I think I’m almost doing this just to piss him off. I can’t wait to see what kind of tyrannical rant he might shoot off on this subject.
• Samanathon.com’s Derek - Derek writes some quality tech articles, lets see what he has to obsess about.
• John Chow - I could be wrong, but I don’t think anybody has tagged him yet or he has not written an article about this yet. I’m guessing one is going to be expensive meals
• Everyday Weekender - was one of the first to stop by this site. Please share with us your 5.
• Armen - always has interesting comments on the sites I read. I noticed he just recently stopped by here. Consider yourself tagged!

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I rated as Elrond from Lord of the Rings
I would probably never post something like this, but the outcome of it made me so happy I just had to. I am a huge “Lord of the Rings” fan. They are the best Movies and Books these eyes have ever seen. I read The Hobbit many times as a youngster, but when I was 13 I read the Lord of the Rings for the first time. I have been hooked to it ever since.

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“Its a Schooner!”

“Ha ha ha, its not a Schooner, its a Sailboat!”

“A Schooner is a Sailboat stupid head”

“You know what! THERE IS NO EASTER _ _ _ _ _! Thats just some guy in a suit!”

Don’t ever let your kids be around Willam near the holidays when he is trying to see the hidden picture.

Sorry, for whatever reason this year when I think about the Easter Bunny, I keep thinking about the one in the great movie Mallrats. The very same Easter Bunny that gets accosted in a dangerous mall, far too dangerous to host a game show in. If you have never seen the movie Mallrats, add it to your list, its great! Basically any movie by Kevin Smith needs to be on your list, the guy is a genius.

My Daughter and I created the following Easter Creations.

Obviously this was one of those Egg Kits you can buy. But my Family and I had a great time dying these eggs and setting them up to share them all with you. Have a great Easter and may all your Easter Bunnies/Gorillas/Jaguars/Salamanders be real!

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Have you dyed your eggs and fingers?

If not, you better hurry!!!

Look at that - I’m pointing to my post!

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