An Old Superman Joke

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Superman & Lois

Tyler Ingram just posted this great joke called “Magic Beer” on his website! It reminded me of an old joke that I had heard before. I always loved this joke so I figured I would share it with all of you.

Superman is flying over Metropolis keeping his eyes vigilant for anything that he may be of need. Suddenly, a naked figure laying on top of a roof in a complete spread eagle position catches his eye. He has super vision after all. Then he realized that it is his girlfriend Lois Lane! He pondered this for a short minute and decided he may swoop down there, do some super fast and fun “super-action” and swoop out. He is faster than a bullet so of course Lois wouldn’t even know he was ever there.

Suddenly – a very fast wind and loud swoosh noise catches Lois’s attention and she says “What on Earth was that?”. The Invisible Man says “I have no idea but my @$$ is killing me”.

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Comment by Saman Sadeghi UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3
2007-04-12 08:49:44

Gee, I wonder who told you that joke! :wink:

Comment by RJ Matthis UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3
2007-04-12 08:56:35

Hey Saman,
Was it you who told me this one? One hears so many jokes in a lifetime that it is really hard to remember all the origins.

Comment by Saman Sadeghi UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3
2007-04-12 18:00:22

Yeah, it’s no biggie. I used to tell that one and the “Super Man, you’re a mean drunk” joke a lot!

Comment by RJ Matthis Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3
2007-04-12 20:56:28

Maybe thats why the one reminded me of the other :wink:

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Comment by 2Perfect CANADA Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3
2007-04-20 21:07:10

is that the one where superman jumps out a window and survives and then when the other person tries it they die?

Haven’t heard the invisible man one before though :P pretty good.

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Comment by 2Perfect CANADA Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3
2007-04-20 21:14:00

actually I just read the joke from the link :P I must’ve heard a different version of the Magic Beer thing…

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Tyler Ingram CANADA Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3
2007-04-12 14:45:59

haha I remember that joke! That is a good oldie!

 
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