So you may or may not know that I am a Winner! I won the “Samanathon Photoshop Me” contest. I know that there were at least 42,345 entries into this thing. So it is a very huge deal that I won. As you can see by following that link, my Photoshop skills just can’t be touched 
. So I wanted to take the opportunity to let all of the at least 43,344 people know what they missed out on.
The prize was not an ordinary Flash Drive, no, it was the “Flash Drive Robotica 9100 v3.2a”. Your legs just shivered, didn’t they? I know you have all heard about this thing and me just explaining some of its features is really pointless. I know the media coverage on this thing has just been insane, so why on earth do we need another article about it. Well I just won one, so I really want to write about it.
FEATURES:
• 1 Tetrabyte compression ratio fits itself into the 1 Gigabyte of actual space on this thing. I can back-up a good percentage of my DVD collection, right here on this thing. Think about that, 1 Tetrabyte of data stored into the normal memory of a 1 Gigabyte drive. The technology it took to make that happen has to make you wonder what else they are capable of.
• Kung Fu Action and fighting grip. With just one click of a button on this thing, 2 arms fly out of this thing and start whacking away. Saman informed me of the ability to have these wash dishes. I read up on it – sure enough! With the newest Firmware update available on their website, it did this with no problems. I even purchased the optional SpongeBob sponge. Set it up near the sink with the optional AC adapter (normally USB powered) and it is just crazy to see this thing pick up plates.
• Automobile Tune-Up and Oil Change. I know what your thinking, how in the hell does it do that? To be honest, I don’t really know. According to the manual, you are not allowed to watch while it does this. It has a viewing sensor, if you glance in its direction while it is doing that work, it stops and looks like it is in the seat right where I left it. It took a while to get this feature to work, I didn’t realize that I would need a new adapter for power, yes, a car adapter. You are supposed to just leave it in the seat and than come back in an hour.
• MotoFactorDigiwatt Digital Satelite HD. With todays micro-satellite technology we are entering into an age where the impossible is possible. The manual states that it has an auto sensing alignment utility it uses to locate the best signal possible, even when mobile. By activating this feature of the drive, I can look down the inner chamber of the male usb port and receive 343 digital HDTV channels. It creates a virtual 92″ DLP screen that corrects itself to my vision capability using some kind of retina scanner (I normally wear glasses). Even though the actual video content is microscopic inside the drive itself, it truly is exactly like watching a 92″ screen with one eye closed. If I actually have the drive plugged into the computer, I can access all the channels right on my computer screen.
OUTCOME:
My teeth are cleaner! And I get less sock lint between my toes. I don’t know how the drive accomplishes this, but it does. This thing has absolutely changed my life. Not having to do as much dishes means I can spend more time with my family. The Kung Fu Action allows my daughter and I some fun Daddy and Daughter time, I let the drive beat up all of her “girlie” toys. And the satellite HDTV, well, I always wanted one – now I have a virtual one.
The only down side to this at all is poor Saman. If he had just mentioned the fact that it was a “Flash Drive Robotica” I’m sure the entries would have entered the 6 figures rather than just 5. I don’t know about you, but I’m going to participate like crazy in any of Saman’s contests. He might claim he is giving away a toaster as the prize and thats all, he may forget to mention that it is a ToastMasterFlux 873! You know, that new toaster that bends time and space. I can’t wait till his next contest!
Related Links:
ReformatThis.com: Samanathon: Photoshop Me! Contest
Samanathon.com: Photoshop Me Contest Winner!
Samanathon.com: Contest Announcement: Photoshop Me!
* Okay, this posting is filed into Nonsense for a reason. I will let you pull out the facts from the falsehoods. I do not warrant any of this information to be true, after all, its Nonsense! I don’t even know if there is such thing as a Flash Drive Robotica or ToastMasterFlux
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ohh man.. now I’m jealous!.. I feel like my life is missing so much..
I’m just living the dream….living the dream.
Wow, that firmware upgrade really did a lot!